1 00:01:03,626 --> 00:01:08,032 Whiperwill flies about.... 27 miles an hour. 2 00:01:12,929 --> 00:01:15,836 That what you thought it woulda been? -Sure. 3 00:01:21,662 --> 00:01:27,631 I'd a thought more like... 31 or something. -Hm 4 00:01:31,906 --> 00:01:32,547 32 5 00:01:38,514 --> 00:01:40,333 God damn that's a pisser 6 00:01:42,241 --> 00:01:43,696 Normally I could look at anything. 7 00:01:44,244 --> 00:01:48,733 Tell you exactly how fast it's goin' within 2 miles per hour... -It's fascinating. 8 00:01:52,026 --> 00:01:53,599 I'm gonna... 9 00:02:58,537 --> 00:03:01,241 Get the fuck outta the way cocksucker! 10 00:03:05,232 --> 00:03:06,851 Mornin' mayor 11 00:03:08,819 --> 00:03:10,661 Hi, how're ya'll doing? 12 00:03:16,385 --> 00:03:17,767 Easy come, easy go 13 00:03:24,657 --> 00:03:26,228 When Darwin said fittest... 14 00:03:26,939 --> 00:03:29,419 He didn't necessarily mean the strongest 15 00:03:29,944 --> 00:03:32,276 Or the most intelligence or any one trait 16 00:03:32,750 --> 00:03:36,449 He merely meant those oraganism most well suited to their environments 17 00:03:36,935 --> 00:03:38,833 Now, we humans 18 00:03:39,805 --> 00:03:41,449 We think we're more fit 19 00:03:41,941 --> 00:03:43,293 More evolved because 20 00:03:43,832 --> 00:03:45,454 We're smarter, We're neophytes 21 00:03:46,718 --> 00:03:49,211 We've only been on this earth 2 million years, give or take 22 00:03:49,512 --> 00:03:53,703 The cockroach, that fella's been around 350 million years 23 00:03:54,430 --> 00:03:58,394 So based on that which of us is the more successful species 24 00:04:01,501 --> 00:04:03,417 Lots of folks build houses on unsafe ground 25 00:04:03,912 --> 00:04:07,849 The erosion of Cambodia is some of the worst, my friends wanted to buy a house there but... 26 00:04:08,053 --> 00:04:09,032 Hey, c'mon 27 00:04:09,496 --> 00:04:10,004 Hey Grant 28 00:04:11,273 --> 00:04:11,822 Later Hank 29 00:04:14,229 --> 00:04:16,579 He's teaching evironmental studies, he's gonna borrow one of my lesson plans 30 00:04:17,134 --> 00:04:18,527 Oh, I know what he want's to borrow 31 00:04:19,221 --> 00:04:19,940 And I ain't lendin' 32 00:04:20,570 --> 00:04:22,313 Come on you little varmits 33 00:04:23,332 --> 00:04:23,760 That's it 34 00:04:27,436 --> 00:04:28,838 See you guys later - That's it 35 00:04:36,050 --> 00:04:37,393 That's one match I'll never get 36 00:04:38,685 --> 00:04:42,390 Ain't no mystery... Starla's raisin' them shanties off St. Luke dirt poor 37 00:04:43,031 --> 00:04:44,285 All she ever wanted was to be a lady 38 00:04:45,075 --> 00:04:47,199 Ol' Grant Grant, he's always been made of green 39 00:04:47,437 --> 00:04:49,292 Gold digger, huh? - Oh hell Margeret 40 00:04:49,616 --> 00:04:52,566 Starla's mother left her, her daddy's a drunk, she's 17 years old 41 00:04:53,013 --> 00:04:55,529 Old Grant pulls up, big old cadillac, house on a hill 42 00:04:55,968 --> 00:04:57,369 And college tuition, what would you do? 43 00:04:58,101 --> 00:05:01,051 - Hell, if he'd had a gina you'd a married him too - What's a "gina"? 44 00:05:03,287 --> 00:05:03,949 It's a country 45 00:05:04,861 --> 00:05:06,290 You know where "Ginese" people come from 46 00:05:07,245 --> 00:05:09,842 Learn to easedrop better Zack, Hell! Your mother's waitin' over there 47 00:05:10,071 --> 00:05:10,905 What the hell you doing here? 48 00:05:11,254 --> 00:05:11,874 Scoot, Scoot! 49 00:05:13,174 --> 00:05:15,255 Sugerplum! You comin' to bed? 50 00:05:34,597 --> 00:05:35,589 Oh yeah 51 00:05:43,059 --> 00:05:44,992 You know what baby? 52 00:05:47,641 --> 00:05:49,203 I'm just not really in the mood 53 00:05:49,878 --> 00:05:52,925 Come on babydoll, it's been long time we both need it 54 00:05:53,820 --> 00:05:54,622 l know l'm just... 55 00:05:59,448 --> 00:06:01,555 Baby come on now l don't just have some switch 56 00:06:04,052 --> 00:06:04,760 Sure you do! 57 00:06:10,689 --> 00:06:11,470 That's disrespectful 58 00:06:11,989 --> 00:06:13,384 Come on now, l just playing with you! 59 00:06:15,481 --> 00:06:16,151 Come on baby! 60 00:06:16,931 --> 00:06:20,304 Why don't you just work one out for yourself there 61 00:06:21,562 --> 00:06:24,534 Oh honey l'm just not in the mood, can't you tell? 62 00:06:27,085 --> 00:06:28,477 When the hell are you in the mood? 63 00:06:40,009 --> 00:06:40,625 Where you going? 64 00:06:45,403 --> 00:06:46,932 Out... for a walk! 65 00:06:49,168 --> 00:06:50,373 Grant, baby 66 00:07:18,552 --> 00:07:19,934 Uh, yeah, hit me again there killer 67 00:07:41,337 --> 00:07:43,398 Meagen Montgomery's little sister 68 00:07:44,329 --> 00:07:46,194 You kidding me - Nope! 69 00:07:46,902 --> 00:07:47,760 Brenda 70 00:07:50,295 --> 00:07:52,907 My sister Meagen, she was a big fat old cow and I be thinking 71 00:07:53,654 --> 00:07:55,243 What's he see in her that ain't me 72 00:07:55,982 --> 00:07:57,167 Shit, come on now 73 00:07:57,889 --> 00:08:01,031 You couldn't have been more than 10 or 11 - Hell, I was game 74 00:08:08,123 --> 00:08:09,125 l'll give you a ride - Alright! 75 00:08:18,120 --> 00:08:19,501 Come on! - Where we going? 76 00:08:20,720 --> 00:08:21,487 Get over here! 77 00:08:24,883 --> 00:08:25,632 What l tell you 78 00:08:27,144 --> 00:08:28,517 l had a crush on you 79 00:08:29,442 --> 00:08:30,475 Oh yeah look at that 80 00:08:31,085 --> 00:08:32,540 Your initials "B M" 81 00:08:34,850 --> 00:08:36,705 Just like a piece of shit! - Shut up! 82 00:08:37,336 --> 00:08:39,009 At least I don't got the same last name as first 83 00:08:39,367 --> 00:08:40,796 You ain't nothing but a little turd girl 84 00:08:55,498 --> 00:08:58,239 wait! wait! wait! -Oh Grant 85 00:08:59,957 --> 00:09:00,864 I can't 86 00:09:01,689 --> 00:09:02,409 Starla 87 00:09:04,490 --> 00:09:05,616 She gets a little worried about me 88 00:09:06,360 --> 00:09:07,342 if I'm out too late 89 00:09:09,611 --> 00:09:10,115 I'm sorry 90 00:09:10,605 --> 00:09:11,235 l gotta to go 91 00:09:14,474 --> 00:09:16,706 Starla, yeah shit! Go 92 00:09:24,500 --> 00:09:25,552 What is it? 93 00:09:27,606 --> 00:09:28,325 I dunno 94 00:09:36,617 --> 00:09:37,617 There's a trail. 95 00:09:56,065 --> 00:09:57,507 Ah, oh that's gross 96 00:10:00,111 --> 00:10:00,652 Come on! 97 00:10:01,692 --> 00:10:02,246 Come on! 98 00:10:03,531 --> 00:10:04,949 Come on, Grant - Wait! 99 00:10:14,509 --> 00:10:15,658 What the fuck? 100 00:10:25,903 --> 00:10:26,893 Oh God! 101 00:10:42,846 --> 00:10:44,766 Grant? 102 00:11:02,056 --> 00:11:03,408 Are you okay? 103 00:11:25,655 --> 00:11:26,646 You okay? 104 00:11:45,321 --> 00:11:46,217 Meat 105 00:12:51,929 --> 00:12:53,053 Morning baby 106 00:12:54,060 --> 00:12:56,610 We have'nt heard this song for a while 107 00:12:57,181 --> 00:12:59,152 l was hoping it could be uh... 108 00:13:00,280 --> 00:13:01,615 peace pipe 109 00:13:13,171 --> 00:13:15,065 l'm sorry about last night 110 00:13:20,995 --> 00:13:23,313 l don't mean to push you away 111 00:13:25,581 --> 00:13:27,581 and make you feel rejected 112 00:13:33,494 --> 00:13:35,839 I do want to be a good wife 113 00:13:44,544 --> 00:13:46,308 You're crying 114 00:14:11,935 --> 00:14:13,322 Baby, what's this? 115 00:14:16,838 --> 00:14:18,978 Just a little bug bite 116 00:14:40,758 --> 00:14:42,659 What are you so smiley about? 117 00:14:43,205 --> 00:14:44,640 Nothing 118 00:14:45,519 --> 00:14:48,748 Grant and I had a good morning and it's been a while. 119 00:14:50,173 --> 00:14:51,857 You slut! 120 00:14:55,312 --> 00:14:56,695 You're a married woman 121 00:14:58,997 --> 00:15:01,460 It just Grant, I dunno, it's like. 122 00:15:02,673 --> 00:15:05,988 It was like he was discovering all these different parts of my body, you know like... 123 00:15:06,548 --> 00:15:08,188 like little boy or something. 124 00:15:08,611 --> 00:15:11,320 l'm telling you this morning I sensed a real change in Grant 125 00:15:18,398 --> 00:15:21,445 Meat meat meat 126 00:15:21,445 --> 00:15:22,599 Howdy, Mr. Grant 127 00:15:22,969 --> 00:15:25,274 Oh hey there killer - What can I do ya for? 128 00:15:25,553 --> 00:15:28,298 Give me couple of your rib eyes - How many you need? 129 00:15:28,788 --> 00:15:29,672 Eight 130 00:15:30,312 --> 00:15:31,532 No, ten 131 00:15:33,475 --> 00:15:35,711 No, no, you know what? 132 00:15:36,889 --> 00:15:38,470 How... Give me 14. 133 00:15:38,470 --> 00:15:39,496 Having a party? 134 00:15:40,765 --> 00:15:42,139 Yeah some like that. 135 00:15:42,848 --> 00:15:45,224 It's a ittle surprised for the wife. 136 00:15:59,485 --> 00:16:00,184 Grant! 137 00:16:00,773 --> 00:16:02,246 What's this lock doing on the door? 138 00:16:03,035 --> 00:16:05,860 Baby, you drilled right into the frame, it's all busted up 139 00:16:11,111 --> 00:16:15,798 Sugerplum, you really think you sould be asking so many questions when it's so close to your birthday 140 00:16:16,057 --> 00:16:18,130 My birthday is not for 2 months 141 00:16:18,130 --> 00:16:19,094 That's close 142 00:16:19,094 --> 00:16:20,230 not really 143 00:16:20,449 --> 00:16:21,566 matter of opinion 144 00:16:58,659 --> 00:17:01,873 Grant, I'm jumping in the shower. Baby we need to leave in 40 minutes 145 00:17:01,873 --> 00:17:02,373 Oh 146 00:18:25,966 --> 00:18:27,108 What're you doing? 147 00:18:27,668 --> 00:18:31,503 Nothing, l got. l got to go to work, l... left something at work 148 00:18:31,926 --> 00:18:32,790 What? 149 00:18:32,790 --> 00:18:35,879 Grant, Deer Cheer starts in about an hour and you promised me 150 00:18:35,879 --> 00:18:37,262 Gotta go, gotta go to work! 151 00:18:37,893 --> 00:18:39,022 l'll meet you there! 152 00:18:57,692 --> 00:18:59,763 l will never understand what joy a 153 00:19:00,083 --> 00:19:03,288 Grown man gets using a thousand dollar weapon to blow the face off a cute little deer 154 00:19:10,579 --> 00:19:13,553 surprised you're able to lift a mug you been carrying that torch for so long 155 00:19:15,113 --> 00:19:16,227 That remind me of something I wanted to tell you 156 00:19:16,227 --> 00:19:17,833 What's that? -Fuck you fatass! 157 00:19:39,459 --> 00:19:40,375 Grant! 158 00:19:41,365 --> 00:19:42,395 Damn girl! 159 00:19:43,725 --> 00:19:45,667 You are chocolate for the eyes! 160 00:19:46,576 --> 00:19:48,762 I thought maybe you was dead after the other night 161 00:19:49,604 --> 00:19:50,487 l am dead 162 00:19:51,205 --> 00:19:52,253 Don't I look it? 163 00:19:56,293 --> 00:20:00,141 The old half Mexican around? - At his momma's for the weekend, I'm all alone 164 00:20:01,720 --> 00:20:02,741 'sides this 'un 165 00:20:04,895 --> 00:20:05,795 Hmm 166 00:20:19,914 --> 00:20:23,948 Hey - Hi! -Scared ya? -Hey, Bill... 167 00:20:26,111 --> 00:20:27,818 What you doing? - Oh nothing just... 168 00:20:29,052 --> 00:20:30,435 trying to get buzz on but l can't 169 00:20:31,390 --> 00:20:33,125 I'm too buff, got too much muscle mass 170 00:20:33,758 --> 00:20:34,803 Oh really? 171 00:20:38,105 --> 00:20:39,837 Congratulations, by the way - thank you! 172 00:20:40,147 --> 00:20:44,036 Yeah on the promotion Chief, yeah 173 00:20:45,016 --> 00:20:47,026 -sounds wierd doesn't it? - No, sounds nice 174 00:20:51,359 --> 00:20:52,724 So where's old Grant? 175 00:20:53,786 --> 00:20:56,542 I don't know he was supposed to meet me here but... 176 00:21:00,210 --> 00:21:03,700 It's kinda chilly tonight -Yeah, Sure is purdy 177 00:21:15,155 --> 00:21:17,648 It's probably time for the countdown, almost - Right 178 00:21:18,399 --> 00:21:20,207 Yeah, think Jack'll make a speech or something... 179 00:21:20,960 --> 00:21:22,130 That'll be interesting 180 00:21:22,894 --> 00:21:23,966 Thank you! 181 00:21:26,621 --> 00:21:28,784 l would like to introduce Mayor Jack McCreedy 182 00:21:40,943 --> 00:21:41,975 Thank you! 183 00:21:45,446 --> 00:21:47,651 Cheese and crackers - Ladies and gentleman 184 00:21:49,635 --> 00:21:52,416 Right after God invented this world of ours 185 00:21:53,660 --> 00:21:54,842 He came unto Adam 186 00:21:55,733 --> 00:21:58,022 and He said that man sould have dominion 187 00:21:59,376 --> 00:22:00,728 over the fish in the sea 188 00:22:01,925 --> 00:22:03,136 and over the birds in the air 189 00:22:05,042 --> 00:22:10,064 And over every living thing that moveth upon the Earth 190 00:22:11,828 --> 00:22:13,238 Now, I believe... 191 00:22:14,387 --> 00:22:15,747 when God say that! 192 00:22:17,390 --> 00:22:22,708 He was thinking of deer season and Wheelsy how much damn fun it is to shoot a buck or two 193 00:22:32,601 --> 00:22:35,126 Are you ready? - Yeah!!! 194 00:22:35,351 --> 00:22:36,376 Ten 195 00:22:36,870 --> 00:22:37,672 Nine! 196 00:22:38,152 --> 00:22:38,922 Eight! 197 00:22:39,462 --> 00:22:40,266 Seven! 198 00:22:40,896 --> 00:22:41,764 Six! 199 00:22:42,279 --> 00:22:43,109 Five! 200 00:22:43,711 --> 00:22:44,559 Four! 201 00:22:45,131 --> 00:22:45,902 Three! 202 00:22:46,484 --> 00:22:47,272 Two! 203 00:22:49,218 --> 00:22:50,106 Oh God, Grant! 204 00:22:51,113 --> 00:22:54,559 Let's the hunt begin!!! 205 00:22:54,559 --> 00:22:57,028 Grant? What is... 206 00:24:32,487 --> 00:24:34,416 Grant you know about this fuse? 207 00:24:45,606 --> 00:24:47,629 Grant why didn't you answer your phone? 208 00:24:58,241 --> 00:24:59,375 Grant? 209 00:25:04,598 --> 00:25:06,695 Oh my God, Baby what happen to your face? 210 00:25:07,460 --> 00:25:09,030 lt just a bee sting 211 00:25:12,668 --> 00:25:13,959 l'll be alright 212 00:25:14,847 --> 00:25:16,844 I had a little reaction, that's all 213 00:25:18,283 --> 00:25:21,299 We gotta get you to the hospital - No, no no 214 00:25:22,049 --> 00:25:26,594 I already saw doctor Carl... gave me prescription. Said- 215 00:25:27,496 --> 00:25:28,731 "it should clear up soon" 216 00:25:29,958 --> 00:25:32,603 He said "things like this happen... 217 00:25:33,690 --> 00:25:35,310 happens to people all the time" 218 00:25:38,578 --> 00:25:40,459 Come one baby, don't... 219 00:25:41,294 --> 00:25:42,943 don't look at me like that 220 00:25:46,199 --> 00:25:47,471 Yes, hi Dr. Carl 221 00:25:48,042 --> 00:25:48,763 This is Starla Grant 222 00:25:49,219 --> 00:25:50,706 Oh Starla, How are you? 223 00:25:51,201 --> 00:25:53,482 l'm fine, thank you, l was calling about... 224 00:25:54,168 --> 00:25:56,825 about Grants condition, l think it maybe getting worse 225 00:25:57,335 --> 00:25:59,599 What condition is that, dear? 226 00:26:01,712 --> 00:26:03,024 The one you just saw him about 227 00:26:03,796 --> 00:26:06,411 Starla, I haven't seen your husband in 228 00:26:07,123 --> 00:26:08,272 over a year 229 00:26:54,584 --> 00:26:55,991 Oh what's the matter! 230 00:26:56,866 --> 00:26:58,122 Come on now, don't cry 231 00:26:59,206 --> 00:27:01,995 now look here, you're doing a good job! 232 00:27:03,108 --> 00:27:06,316 l'm so hungry, l think I'm gonna die! 233 00:27:06,316 --> 00:27:09,036 No, here l'm got something here 234 00:27:09,418 --> 00:27:10,550 help ya feel better 235 00:27:13,446 --> 00:27:14,643 Brought you munchies 236 00:27:16,931 --> 00:27:19,087 Come on now, treat yourself! 237 00:27:39,283 --> 00:27:40,537 Hey Starla - Hey! 238 00:27:41,678 --> 00:27:43,302 Bill, Wally - Hi! 239 00:27:44,378 --> 00:27:46,942 Grant around by any chance? - Oh no, he's not home from work yet 240 00:27:47,285 --> 00:27:49,735 Mr. Grant! - He's not home yet Wally, I just said 241 00:27:52,207 --> 00:27:53,131 What's going on? 242 00:27:54,039 --> 00:27:56,042 Do you know Brenda Gutierrez 243 00:27:57,011 --> 00:27:59,257 Maybe she called the house... - No 244 00:28:03,762 --> 00:28:05,024 Girl disappeared Friday night 245 00:28:05,692 --> 00:28:07,273 Signs of struggle in the house 246 00:28:07,947 --> 00:28:08,948 Here in town 247 00:28:09,212 --> 00:28:10,205 Yeah the thing is... 248 00:28:10,835 --> 00:28:12,564 people saw Grant goin into her house 249 00:28:13,192 --> 00:28:14,525 And that's the last thing they seen of her 250 00:28:16,058 --> 00:28:17,662 It must have been someone that looks like Grant 251 00:28:19,585 --> 00:28:20,996 Yeah, maybe 252 00:28:24,109 --> 00:28:26,025 have him give me a call as soon as he gets in 253 00:28:27,603 --> 00:28:30,051 Alright - Thanks 254 00:28:32,197 --> 00:28:34,907 Good night - Good night! 255 00:30:19,685 --> 00:30:21,079 No no no 256 00:30:24,426 --> 00:30:26,998 Bill, it's Starla, you were just here 257 00:30:27,251 --> 00:30:28,977 and you need to get back here right now! 258 00:30:30,235 --> 00:30:32,018 Grant is sick or something... 259 00:30:51,278 --> 00:30:52,868 Why you running from me baby? 260 00:30:53,290 --> 00:30:54,509 I wasn't gonna hurt you! 261 00:30:55,048 --> 00:30:57,758 I love you baby I tried not to change 262 00:30:59,077 --> 00:31:01,710 I get it, I'm too ugly for you now, is that it? 263 00:31:02,501 --> 00:31:03,734 You don't want to hurt me 264 00:31:04,069 --> 00:31:07,112 You betrayed me I cant trust you no more 265 00:31:09,573 --> 00:31:12,249 Here I got a little surprise for you huh sugerplum 266 00:31:32,104 --> 00:31:32,825 Starla! 267 00:31:33,166 --> 00:31:34,159 Starla you in here? 268 00:31:35,722 --> 00:31:36,430 Starla, you alright? 269 00:31:37,535 --> 00:31:39,315 Whoa, stop! 270 00:31:50,091 --> 00:31:51,200 What the fuck was that? 271 00:32:24,050 --> 00:32:26,521 Bunch of fucking morons I don't know how any of em got elected 272 00:32:26,916 --> 00:32:28,058 they blame me for it like I... 273 00:32:28,544 --> 00:32:30,242 Bill, Bill we need to talk 274 00:32:31,093 --> 00:32:31,840 Shit! 275 00:32:32,480 --> 00:32:32,906 Morning Jack 276 00:32:33,107 --> 00:32:34,437 we need to find this Grant, I mean yesterday 277 00:32:34,670 --> 00:32:36,494 town council's lit a roman candle stuck it up my ass 278 00:32:36,995 --> 00:32:39,765 Jack your leisure activities ain't my business - Hey don't you fuck with me Bill 279 00:32:39,967 --> 00:32:41,296 your post here as chief is in dire straits 280 00:32:41,522 --> 00:32:43,533 nobody wants to go huntin in a town with a pet murderer and kidnapper 281 00:32:43,844 --> 00:32:44,829 We'll find him Jack 282 00:32:45,367 --> 00:32:47,118 ain't many places he can hide looks like a damn squid 283 00:32:47,458 --> 00:32:48,142 Sea world maybe 284 00:32:48,988 --> 00:32:51,283 She heard you say squid she gonna go out and create a goddamn hysteria 285 00:32:51,523 --> 00:32:54,088 Shelby you gonna create a hysteria? - Not today Bill! 286 00:32:54,676 --> 00:32:55,435 What's this? 287 00:32:55,678 --> 00:32:57,547 I thought we could use it like a police sketch, chief 288 00:32:57,547 --> 00:32:59,933 You know, take it door to door see if anybody recognizes him 289 00:33:01,573 --> 00:33:03,572 Ya'll show some respect, right now 290 00:33:04,355 --> 00:33:08,173 And you! You don't know what was in there you said it was dark, you don't know what the hell you saw 291 00:33:08,522 --> 00:33:10,906 His arm was all bendy mayor -well it's obvious the bastards got... 292 00:33:11,368 --> 00:33:13,321 Lime disease! - What? - lime disease 293 00:33:14,531 --> 00:33:16,084 you touch some deer feces and then ya 294 00:33:17,035 --> 00:33:18,811 eat a sandwich without washing your hands 295 00:33:19,198 --> 00:33:20,363 you got your lime disease 296 00:33:20,788 --> 00:33:21,879 and makes you look like a squid 297 00:33:24,675 --> 00:33:26,158 Oh well fuck you all for laughing 298 00:33:26,158 --> 00:33:28,851 Chief, another attack over at the Catovettes 299 00:33:28,851 --> 00:33:29,819 What? 300 00:33:29,819 --> 00:33:32,443 Grants been stealing animals off farms edge of town 301 00:33:32,700 --> 00:33:34,622 Alright folks lets go dont forget your guns 302 00:33:34,622 --> 00:33:36,128 we don't any lime disease popping out at us 303 00:33:36,477 --> 00:33:38,800 Oh ho ho, ha ha fucking ha 304 00:33:40,336 --> 00:33:42,680 I reckon Grant ain't got one of them puppy calenders on his desk 305 00:33:43,850 --> 00:33:46,016 just dont strike me as a real dog lover is all 306 00:33:46,845 --> 00:33:48,468 Hey! Look 307 00:33:49,970 --> 00:33:51,621 Knocked this one's head clear on over here 308 00:33:51,621 --> 00:33:53,426 put that down numbnuts 309 00:33:53,975 --> 00:33:55,101 he drug the cow through here 310 00:33:57,361 --> 00:33:58,229 How can one man do that? 311 00:33:59,010 --> 00:34:00,525 Slay all them dogs by himself? 312 00:34:01,044 --> 00:34:02,126 Well, he's gotta be in the forest 313 00:34:02,684 --> 00:34:05,683 all 3 ranches run along side it -I think we should get up a posse 314 00:34:05,966 --> 00:34:07,662 And head in there 315 00:34:08,320 --> 00:34:11,405 lt's hundred thousand acres, be like finding a needle in a fuckstack 316 00:34:13,242 --> 00:34:14,073 Gather some folks together 317 00:34:14,735 --> 00:34:16,133 think I know where dr doolittle's gonna strike next 318 00:34:18,211 --> 00:34:20,213 right after grant ran off a cat went missing from here 319 00:34:20,724 --> 00:34:21,674 Ranglin's ranch! 320 00:34:22,279 --> 00:34:24,231 Two nights ago a mare was stolen 321 00:34:24,231 --> 00:34:26,916 from this property owned by Fitzgibbon that rancher with the cleft pallet 322 00:34:26,916 --> 00:34:29,232 l know that guy, he looks like a chipmunk 323 00:34:29,232 --> 00:34:30,913 your momma weren't too proud when you came out neither Wally 324 00:34:31,470 --> 00:34:33,251 And then we got the Castovettes right here 325 00:34:33,680 --> 00:34:34,886 that's where last nights shitstorm took place 326 00:34:35,373 --> 00:34:37,216 and if he keeps that pattern next he's gonna end up here 327 00:34:38,092 --> 00:34:39,169 Owned by a family called the Stripmeyers 328 00:34:40,517 --> 00:34:42,552 l know you're all tired and barely seen your families 329 00:34:43,397 --> 00:34:44,998 but we're gonna have to go there tonight lie low 330 00:34:45,327 --> 00:34:46,178 And wait 331 00:34:46,561 --> 00:34:48,173 well let's go get that son of a bitch chief 332 00:34:48,492 --> 00:34:49,180 -yeah -yeah 333 00:34:50,020 --> 00:34:50,583 alright boys 334 00:34:52,949 --> 00:34:53,937 here's my little darlin 335 00:34:54,584 --> 00:34:55,701 there she is 336 00:34:58,705 --> 00:35:01,956 hey bill we got his grenade we confiscated from them jokers wanting to use it to fish for trout 337 00:35:02,530 --> 00:35:03,806 no, we should be alright with all we got 338 00:35:07,418 --> 00:35:08,957 not another ruskies we're invading 339 00:35:10,354 --> 00:35:13,165 You seen this guy, you'd a wish they was 340 00:35:20,912 --> 00:35:22,168 Just give me one second 341 00:35:23,020 --> 00:35:25,104 Bill, l heard you going to get Grant. 342 00:35:25,405 --> 00:35:26,963 yeah we uh - l think l should go with you 343 00:35:27,304 --> 00:35:28,583 well go? honey, no 344 00:35:28,887 --> 00:35:30,912 Bill you need to let me help -look i aint that wells on police procedure 345 00:35:30,912 --> 00:35:33,356 but im sure theres a heap of regulations against taking a civilian on a stakeout 346 00:35:33,356 --> 00:35:35,297 I should have seen it coming this is my fault 347 00:35:35,297 --> 00:35:36,771 it aint your fault he tried to kill you 348 00:35:36,771 --> 00:35:38,894 he had all those physical symptons he was acting peculiar 349 00:35:38,894 --> 00:35:41,146 Starla, thank you -I was just trying ot pretend it wasn't happening 350 00:35:41,146 --> 00:35:42,444 Starla I apperciate the offer but I can't! 351 00:35:44,658 --> 00:35:46,089 If that girl's still out there How you gonna find her? 352 00:35:47,142 --> 00:35:48,590 How? Unless you bring Grant back alive 353 00:35:49,781 --> 00:35:50,171 Your best... 354 00:35:51,170 --> 00:35:52,563 your only chance of doing that is with me 355 00:35:54,285 --> 00:35:55,719 she's got a point 356 00:36:10,369 --> 00:36:11,420 You all done honey? -Oh, thank you 357 00:36:14,552 --> 00:36:16,131 Hey come on now! 358 00:36:17,370 --> 00:36:18,983 Colly what did you do to your fingers? 359 00:36:19,321 --> 00:36:21,917 Terry Chy done 'em she's Japanese 360 00:36:22,217 --> 00:36:24,947 yeah? looks more like that Pokeman done em to me 361 00:36:26,853 --> 00:36:28,974 foreign stuff is classy if you knew you knew something 362 00:36:31,219 --> 00:36:33,612 oh there's Jack 363 00:36:34,492 --> 00:36:37,638 l want all of you stay inside tonight, you hear! 364 00:36:42,570 --> 00:36:43,758 Hey Otis!!! 365 00:36:45,380 --> 00:36:48,485 this turns out to be a mountain lion we're gonna look like a bunch of damn idiots 366 00:37:38,707 --> 00:37:40,165 this would be a good night to chase some pussy wouldn't it? 367 00:37:43,121 --> 00:37:44,365 how about that deputy Margeret 368 00:37:45,351 --> 00:37:46,432 you got a little deputy thing 369 00:37:48,013 --> 00:37:49,206 going on with you two? 370 00:37:50,247 --> 00:37:51,650 Margeret packs a box lunch 371 00:37:53,126 --> 00:37:53,829 No shit? 372 00:37:59,931 --> 00:38:00,932 Hey Starla 373 00:38:02,779 --> 00:38:03,809 you remember that time we were kids 374 00:38:04,598 --> 00:38:06,193 you came knockin at my window in the middle of the night 375 00:38:09,826 --> 00:38:11,141 so Starla here's 12 376 00:38:12,120 --> 00:38:13,224 I guess i was 14 377 00:38:14,555 --> 00:38:16,029 i said Starla "what the hell you doing out there" 378 00:38:16,029 --> 00:38:19,821 she says She's gonna run away to Hollywood and be a big star 379 00:38:20,251 --> 00:38:23,795 and she knew i was in the ROTC so she says she needs a bodyguard 380 00:38:24,140 --> 00:38:25,265 and invites me to come along 381 00:38:25,509 --> 00:38:26,438 and i said "starla... 382 00:38:27,614 --> 00:38:29,314 lf theres anyone could can take herself 383 00:38:30,136 --> 00:38:30,749 i'd think it's you 384 00:38:32,126 --> 00:38:33,098 i'm gonna have to decline 385 00:38:34,639 --> 00:38:35,626 how far'd you get 386 00:38:36,604 --> 00:38:37,512 bout the bus stop 387 00:38:39,287 --> 00:38:41,164 cuz ranger rick here called my dad. 388 00:38:41,368 --> 00:38:42,690 damn, a cop from the get go 389 00:38:42,690 --> 00:38:43,919 you sonuvabitch 390 00:38:44,304 --> 00:38:46,728 fucked up our fame and fortune there bill pardy 391 00:38:49,114 --> 00:38:49,689 Yeah 392 00:38:51,256 --> 00:38:52,985 Yeah i guess maybe i did 393 00:39:11,270 --> 00:39:12,777 You said "squid" 394 00:39:13,868 --> 00:39:15,146 it got worse 395 00:39:29,553 --> 00:39:32,565 it looks like somethingn that fell off my dick during the war 396 00:39:33,656 --> 00:39:34,430 hey hey 397 00:39:39,171 --> 00:39:40,487 Grant? 398 00:39:41,139 --> 00:39:43,236 Ho-ly 399 00:39:44,727 --> 00:39:45,380 Shit! 400 00:39:50,436 --> 00:39:51,735 what are we gonna do now Bill? 401 00:39:53,776 --> 00:39:54,710 cuffs wont even fit on him 402 00:40:06,923 --> 00:40:07,849 Starla where you...? 403 00:40:35,437 --> 00:40:36,461 Grant! 404 00:40:46,587 --> 00:40:47,769 lt's okay Grant 405 00:40:49,442 --> 00:40:50,256 You're just sick is all 406 00:40:51,254 --> 00:40:52,202 you're just sick 407 00:40:54,796 --> 00:40:55,691 We're just here... 408 00:40:56,081 --> 00:40:57,343 to take you to get some help 409 00:40:58,423 --> 00:40:59,074 Right now! 410 00:41:01,284 --> 00:41:02,490 and i'm gonna stay by you 411 00:41:04,175 --> 00:41:05,514 Just like l swore l would! 412 00:41:07,509 --> 00:41:08,481 for better or worse 413 00:41:09,543 --> 00:41:10,481 much fucking worse 414 00:41:11,416 --> 00:41:12,634 Grant! 415 00:41:14,797 --> 00:41:16,262 marriage is a scared bond 416 00:41:19,009 --> 00:41:19,704 right baby? 417 00:41:26,639 --> 00:41:28,043 lt's gonna be alright, Grant 418 00:41:30,385 --> 00:41:31,459 Just come with us 419 00:41:40,109 --> 00:41:41,681 stop right there you son of a bitch 420 00:41:42,782 --> 00:41:44,540 now i don't care what kind of leprosy you got 421 00:41:45,775 --> 00:41:47,334 we need to find that girl 422 00:41:48,357 --> 00:41:49,436 now you can make this peaceful 423 00:41:51,001 --> 00:41:52,093 Or you can make it hard! 424 00:42:14,758 --> 00:42:17,196 slowly on my tail, do not lose him in the woods 425 00:42:29,899 --> 00:42:31,250 come on out you cocksucker 426 00:42:32,896 --> 00:42:35,628 what are you? some little pussy you afraid? 427 00:42:37,481 --> 00:42:38,350 Pyschology! 428 00:42:53,250 --> 00:42:54,191 Over there! 429 00:43:05,505 --> 00:43:06,618 where'd he go? 430 00:43:06,618 --> 00:43:08,155 now we aint never gonna find that girl 431 00:43:08,609 --> 00:43:09,802 Starla get the hell out of here! 432 00:43:40,868 --> 00:43:43,514 What's that smell? - Something dead 433 00:43:44,949 --> 00:43:47,604 it's coming form in there aint it? I think he's inside 434 00:43:50,971 --> 00:43:51,791 Oh! 435 00:44:31,309 --> 00:44:33,448 Something wrong with me 436 00:44:34,191 --> 00:44:36,826 Uh...Yeah 437 00:44:38,296 --> 00:44:40,829 Oh Jesus!!! God! 438 00:44:47,842 --> 00:44:48,745 Brenda. 439 00:44:50,334 --> 00:44:53,154 well i didn't want no one seeing me like this 440 00:44:58,063 --> 00:45:01,222 how's my boy Bill? is he alright? 441 00:45:01,222 --> 00:45:02,485 your boys fine Brenda 442 00:45:05,894 --> 00:45:06,782 so... 443 00:45:07,827 --> 00:45:10,267 What's going on here, exactly? 444 00:45:11,185 --> 00:45:12,646 l'm so fucking hungry, Bill 445 00:45:13,583 --> 00:45:17,305 l'm so hungry, l never knew anyone could be so hungry. 446 00:45:19,555 --> 00:45:22,753 would you mind... handin me... a piece 447 00:45:22,753 --> 00:45:25,146 of that possum over there? 448 00:45:25,791 --> 00:45:27,239 just a little bit 449 00:45:33,589 --> 00:45:35,385 l think we best get you to a hospital right quick 450 00:45:35,901 --> 00:45:37,704 What the fuck they gonna do with her in a hospital Bill? 451 00:45:37,927 --> 00:45:38,644 Shut up 452 00:45:39,651 --> 00:45:40,188 Jesus 453 00:45:40,652 --> 00:45:41,381 Why is she doing that? 454 00:45:41,716 --> 00:45:42,554 a tortoise is movin' 455 00:45:43,007 --> 00:45:43,496 Relax! 456 00:45:44,684 --> 00:45:46,085 somebody get her to stop doing that shit 457 00:45:46,331 --> 00:45:47,578 it hurts bitch 458 00:45:56,255 --> 00:45:59,605 the little fuckers are tearin me apart 459 00:46:01,455 --> 00:46:03,046 the bastard led us here 460 00:46:27,819 --> 00:46:29,919 Margeret cover your mouth don't let them in your mouth 461 00:47:05,392 --> 00:47:06,915 they tried to get into my mouth 462 00:47:08,044 --> 00:47:09,591 what kind of thing wants you to eat it? 463 00:47:50,506 --> 00:47:54,253 Kelly honey you're gonna turn into a plum in there - Prune mama. 464 00:47:54,253 --> 00:47:55,768 plums turn into prunes 465 00:47:56,192 --> 00:47:57,803 i know what turns into what 466 00:47:58,113 --> 00:48:00,159 so wont you finish and get yourself into bed, you hear? 467 00:48:18,372 --> 00:48:19,756 Time to turn in ladies 468 00:48:19,756 --> 00:48:21,265 just a couple more pages, Mom 469 00:48:21,265 --> 00:48:22,179 No! 470 00:48:22,646 --> 00:48:26,763 Besides you know what day tomorrow is - Family fun day - That is correct! 471 00:48:27,326 --> 00:48:29,029 So good night! 472 00:48:30,289 --> 00:48:30,799 Sleep tight. 473 00:48:32,693 --> 00:48:34,280 Don't let the bed bug bites. 474 00:48:35,510 --> 00:48:37,385 Good night, Mom! -Goodnight 475 00:52:28,092 --> 00:52:29,009 Shelby come in 476 00:52:29,009 --> 00:52:32,226 11-41, I need paramedics out here right away I got 4 men down 477 00:52:35,175 --> 00:52:35,953 Shelby are you there 478 00:52:39,939 --> 00:52:42,142 Shelby we got an emergency here, This is Bill 479 00:52:44,174 --> 00:52:44,736 Oh crud 480 00:52:45,900 --> 00:52:46,349 Shelby. 481 00:52:47,453 --> 00:52:48,984 This is no time for a break Shelby I mean it 482 00:52:49,748 --> 00:52:51,210 Shelby -They alive? 483 00:52:53,243 --> 00:52:54,279 Praise Jesus! 484 00:52:55,690 --> 00:52:56,929 Praise Jesus?! 485 00:52:57,623 --> 00:52:58,821 That's fucking pushing it! 486 00:52:59,408 --> 00:53:01,784 this shits about as far form god as shit can get! 487 00:53:02,363 --> 00:53:03,983 either of you ever seen anything like that? 488 00:53:05,263 --> 00:53:07,233 you ever heard of anything like that? 489 00:53:08,163 --> 00:53:08,823 Huh? 490 00:53:10,409 --> 00:53:10,944 me neither 491 00:53:11,741 --> 00:53:13,638 and I watch animal planet all the fucking time! 492 00:53:14,382 --> 00:53:15,309 I got no reception out here 493 00:53:15,730 --> 00:53:17,545 I gonna run back to the car and try to call the paramedics from there 494 00:53:17,759 --> 00:53:20,058 that's a long way with those worms out there 495 00:53:20,268 --> 00:53:22,539 yeah well nice change of pace from human deer 496 00:53:23,779 --> 00:53:27,555 Alright you three get this folks out of the barn all the rotten stench can't be doing em any good 497 00:53:27,555 --> 00:53:28,074 you take this 498 00:53:28,683 --> 00:53:29,214 i got my colt 499 00:53:30,764 --> 00:53:32,885 Be careful - Yeah, theres a thought 500 00:53:52,579 --> 00:53:55,534 You know what this is. 501 00:53:56,382 --> 00:53:57,730 lt's god damn biological weapons 502 00:53:58,193 --> 00:53:58,731 That's what it is. 503 00:53:59,197 --> 00:54:00,440 Govenment's testing em on Wheelsy You know why? 504 00:54:01,627 --> 00:54:03,968 Cause I don't take no shit form nobody at those state hearings 505 00:54:04,253 --> 00:54:05,900 they want to bukkake Jack McCreedy 506 00:54:07,107 --> 00:54:07,779 they can kiss my ass! 507 00:54:08,607 --> 00:54:11,112 if this shit contagious and i turn into fucking mollusk 508 00:54:11,722 --> 00:54:13,601 l'm gonna sew those bastards i swear to god 509 00:54:15,610 --> 00:54:18,103 and you can sew right along side of me i don't care if you're a lesbo 510 00:54:18,103 --> 00:54:18,918 you don't deserve this shit 511 00:54:19,615 --> 00:54:23,419 It's like..oh man... smells like rotten mayonaise 512 00:55:03,250 --> 00:55:04,411 Hi sugerplum! 513 00:55:06,693 --> 00:55:09,944 Marriage, it's a scared bond 514 00:55:10,974 --> 00:55:12,016 just like you said 515 00:55:14,376 --> 00:55:14,839 What? 516 00:55:15,071 --> 00:55:17,846 I'm sorry for trying to strangle you and all 517 00:55:18,569 --> 00:55:21,983 I lost my ...head 518 00:55:22,968 --> 00:55:25,642 i didn't mean to do none of them things i done 519 00:55:26,402 --> 00:55:27,184 Not... 520 00:55:28,586 --> 00:55:30,290 Kill them ...pets! 521 00:55:32,365 --> 00:55:33,981 Not make Brenda... 522 00:55:34,548 --> 00:55:36,456 a womb 523 00:55:37,769 --> 00:55:40,392 But it was my n- nature aint it? 524 00:55:41,963 --> 00:55:45,428 how can you blame someone for acting ac- 525 00:55:45,927 --> 00:55:49,194 -cording to his own nature 526 00:55:49,953 --> 00:55:52,435 l wanted to tell you what was going on, but... 527 00:55:53,987 --> 00:55:55,976 l was afraid you wouldn't love me no more 528 00:55:58,096 --> 00:56:00,680 l never knew love Strala 529 00:56:00,680 --> 00:56:03,090 Wally, you alright? 530 00:56:04,992 --> 00:56:07,727 maybe you'd better sit back down! you don't look so good 531 00:56:08,358 --> 00:56:08,939 Hey! 532 00:56:32,667 --> 00:56:35,742 Kylie honey you ok? 533 00:56:36,093 --> 00:56:38,145 hi kylie it's me 534 00:56:38,596 --> 00:56:42,124 open the door jellybean come on kylie 535 00:56:42,609 --> 00:56:44,253 open the door 536 00:56:44,253 --> 00:56:47,515 we love you sweetheart come on out now open the door 537 00:56:47,515 --> 00:56:48,379 get away 538 00:56:49,688 --> 00:56:50,689 y'all get away 539 00:56:51,214 --> 00:56:57,903 kylie there no excuse not to be with your family this is family funday isn't it kylie 540 00:56:58,806 --> 00:56:59,946 Y'all better just sit back down 541 00:57:00,745 --> 00:57:01,704 you need to get some rest 542 00:57:02,809 --> 00:57:03,099 You're sick! 543 00:57:03,657 --> 00:57:04,269 meat! 544 00:57:05,576 --> 00:57:06,203 Let her go! 545 00:57:07,643 --> 00:57:09,507 Y'all just take step back now, alright? 546 00:57:10,961 --> 00:57:12,322 There you go, sugerplum 547 00:57:13,672 --> 00:57:15,782 Why you accusing the kents 'fore you... 548 00:57:15,782 --> 00:57:18,497 -here both sides of the story -hear both sides of the story 549 00:57:18,497 --> 00:57:19,294 Why you talking like Grant? 550 00:57:19,522 --> 00:57:20,683 'cause I am Grant 551 00:57:21,673 --> 00:57:22,950 -l'm your husband! -I'm your husband! 552 00:57:23,286 --> 00:57:25,358 you swore to honor and obey me 553 00:57:25,768 --> 00:57:28,581 So put that goddamn gun down! 554 00:57:33,374 --> 00:57:34,690 Stay away from her! 555 00:57:35,614 --> 00:57:36,466 it burns! what the... 556 00:57:40,289 --> 00:57:41,391 Get away from her, -meat 557 00:57:42,112 --> 00:57:44,526 Get away from her l am gonna shoot you l swear to the God! 558 00:57:44,847 --> 00:57:48,312 You aint gonna shoot me starla, l told you.. 559 00:57:48,757 --> 00:57:51,545 You always needed me to protect you! 560 00:57:52,088 --> 00:57:55,275 You for damn sure I ain't got the balls to.. 561 00:58:01,980 --> 00:58:03,267 Christ on a cross 562 00:58:13,170 --> 00:58:15,565 uncle grants gonna show you a good time girl 563 00:58:15,955 --> 00:58:18,608 open this door you little whore 564 00:58:19,208 --> 00:58:20,744 dont mess with me you little slut 565 00:58:20,992 --> 00:58:26,820 kylie this is your last chance 566 00:58:35,962 --> 00:58:36,994 little bitch! - Hey! 567 00:58:39,701 --> 00:58:40,905 What's going on? 568 00:58:41,835 --> 00:58:42,545 the hell you doing? 569 00:58:44,204 --> 00:58:45,546 Hey hey easy easy! 570 00:58:47,147 --> 00:58:48,168 What the hell happen to you Otis? 571 00:58:49,259 --> 00:58:51,857 poinson ivy out back maybe 572 00:58:52,214 --> 00:58:53,702 We're itchy 573 00:58:54,204 --> 00:58:57,258 no they're not my parents they're trying to trick you 574 00:58:58,551 --> 00:59:00,526 The worms are in their brains 575 00:59:01,986 --> 00:59:03,903 Alright look! Y'all stay right there on the spot 576 00:59:04,753 --> 00:59:05,864 i'm gonna call the paramedics come help you 577 00:59:06,914 --> 00:59:08,066 And kylie's gonna come with me 578 00:59:08,449 --> 00:59:09,359 hey there killer! 579 00:59:15,925 --> 00:59:17,786 Starla's my woman you bitch 580 00:59:59,589 --> 01:00:00,567 what's with the spitting? 581 01:00:01,595 --> 01:00:04,233 margeret come in margeret are you there? 582 01:00:04,233 --> 01:00:06,355 chief go go there gonna get in 583 01:00:06,355 --> 01:00:08,459 my friends are still out there... Trevor? 584 01:00:11,032 --> 01:00:12,341 what the heck is going on? 585 01:00:47,653 --> 01:00:49,123 bitch is hardcore 586 01:00:49,424 --> 01:00:50,591 Get in the car!!! 587 01:00:55,505 --> 01:00:56,975 Go!!! 588 01:00:58,849 --> 01:01:00,649 Starla! Starla! 589 01:01:17,582 --> 01:01:20,193 So.. how's everybody's evening? 590 01:01:20,445 --> 01:01:23,052 good?... Good 591 01:01:24,652 --> 01:01:25,616 thanks 592 01:01:31,207 --> 01:01:31,922 Shelby 593 01:01:36,683 --> 01:01:37,823 Shelby you there? 594 01:01:38,536 --> 01:01:39,655 hey chief how ya doing? 595 01:01:40,181 --> 01:01:40,990 Did you found that... 596 01:01:42,757 --> 01:01:44,529 There's a 'squiter in here driving me bonkers 597 01:01:45,429 --> 01:01:46,673 Shelby you seen any of these... 598 01:01:47,961 --> 01:01:51,098 l don't know what to call them... like big slugs, only they're fast 599 01:01:51,397 --> 01:01:53,267 No slug! 600 01:01:53,586 --> 01:01:55,307 But your mama call she said 601 01:01:55,541 --> 01:01:58,454 the toilet's all backed up again wants you come over soon as you're finished there. 602 01:01:58,910 --> 01:02:00,991 Alright, sweet heart listen I need you to listen to me just a second okay 603 01:02:02,279 --> 01:02:05,070 She said it's what you done in there on sunday what caused the back up. 604 01:02:07,461 --> 01:02:11,521 Alright listen l need to get the CDC on the horn for me ok 605 01:02:15,343 --> 01:02:16,789 Shelby are you nodding? 606 01:02:17,871 --> 01:02:20,225 Uh yeah sorry, I'll get you right back. 607 01:02:24,400 --> 01:02:26,886 theres a big tree in front yard and 608 01:02:27,479 --> 01:02:30,771 the roots got into pipes and messes with the whole system on the way to the main 609 01:02:32,966 --> 01:02:34,179 she uses lots of paper 610 01:02:50,783 --> 01:02:52,443 Where is the Mr. Pib? 611 01:02:53,977 --> 01:02:58,150 l told your secretary to pack Mr. Pib it's the only coke I like 612 01:03:00,865 --> 01:03:02,903 Goddamn Brenda's bloatin like a water baloon? 613 01:03:03,303 --> 01:03:06,546 worms driving my firends around like they goddamn skingaurd people 614 01:03:06,546 --> 01:03:08,878 are spitting acid at me turn ya into cottage cheese 615 01:03:09,217 --> 01:03:12,804 and now there no fucking goddamn mr. pib 616 01:03:13,084 --> 01:03:15,637 jesus christ jack let me get right on it 617 01:03:18,601 --> 01:03:22,001 it was me I became it 618 01:03:22,801 --> 01:03:26,021 him, part of him 619 01:03:26,350 --> 01:03:27,303 who? 620 01:03:31,386 --> 01:03:32,329 Mrs. Grant's toasting. 621 01:03:34,793 --> 01:03:36,020 but he wasn't always him 622 01:03:38,270 --> 01:03:39,381 he came from... 623 01:03:45,280 --> 01:03:46,362 he a goddamn martian 624 01:03:46,867 --> 01:03:47,918 martians is from mars jack 625 01:03:48,384 --> 01:03:51,205 or it's a general term meaning outer space fucker 626 01:03:51,205 --> 01:03:53,376 no it isn't -look it up cocksucker 627 01:03:53,376 --> 01:03:54,755 enough 628 01:03:55,819 --> 01:03:56,684 Kylie! 629 01:04:00,327 --> 01:04:01,197 honey, what do you mean? 630 01:04:02,443 --> 01:04:04,250 his real face looks like a needle 631 01:04:05,371 --> 01:04:06,593 the way he always got antoher 632 01:04:07,535 --> 01:04:11,029 he goes form place to place worlds, planets 633 01:04:11,679 --> 01:04:14,902 killing them some he gets pregnant 634 01:04:15,486 --> 01:04:17,431 others he just takes over with his forms 635 01:04:18,081 --> 01:04:20,576 and the rest he eats till they're gone 636 01:04:23,425 --> 01:04:24,714 Now he's here 637 01:04:26,231 --> 01:04:26,863 l've seen this worms 638 01:04:27,483 --> 01:04:29,128 these worms in thier brains now you saying they're all connected? 639 01:04:29,717 --> 01:04:30,459 it's like they're all one deal 640 01:04:30,929 --> 01:04:32,170 an animal that doesn't procreate 641 01:04:33,592 --> 01:04:34,786 it spreads grows 642 01:04:35,736 --> 01:04:39,001 absorbing the minds and bodies of the organisms around it 643 01:04:41,449 --> 01:04:42,736 lt's a conscious disease 644 01:04:45,017 --> 01:04:47,614 if i weren't about to shit my pants i'd be fucking fascinated 645 01:04:50,038 --> 01:04:52,011 we're back everythings gonna be okay. 646 01:05:00,826 --> 01:05:03,168 Shelby did you get the CDC for me we're at the city limits 647 01:05:03,920 --> 01:05:06,585 Welcome back...killer 648 01:05:07,468 --> 01:05:09,127 got a little surprise for the lot of you 649 01:05:09,393 --> 01:05:10,826 just right around the corner 650 01:05:37,035 --> 01:05:39,337 starla starla 651 01:05:46,118 --> 01:05:48,935 Starla! Let her go! Jesus! 652 01:06:02,002 --> 01:06:03,144 -Meat 653 01:06:08,441 --> 01:06:10,626 Chief? Come on, come here 654 01:06:14,238 --> 01:06:16,663 Stay here Jack wake up 655 01:06:17,582 --> 01:06:18,718 wake up -hurry 656 01:06:43,368 --> 01:06:44,250 stay here 657 01:06:58,258 --> 01:06:59,400 worms beat us here 658 01:07:06,286 --> 01:07:09,573 alright, there's a grenade in that station 659 01:07:10,642 --> 01:07:13,494 now, if I use that to destroy Grant he's the center of the whole system, right? 660 01:07:13,494 --> 01:07:14,918 does that mean the whole thing will be destroyed? 661 01:07:16,503 --> 01:07:18,530 Maybe - Maybe? 662 01:07:19,522 --> 01:07:20,169 Okay! 663 01:07:23,905 --> 01:07:24,653 Okay! 664 01:07:25,913 --> 01:07:29,942 You wait here, alright, stay hid I'll be back 665 01:08:40,842 --> 01:08:41,878 This is Chief Pardy 666 01:08:47,168 --> 01:08:47,856 l can't! 667 01:09:05,145 --> 01:09:06,264 Fuck me 668 01:09:32,384 --> 01:09:34,828 Hey...motherfucker! 669 01:09:46,637 --> 01:09:47,709 We got to go! 670 01:09:48,192 --> 01:09:49,540 Once one sees us they all see us 671 01:09:53,120 --> 01:09:54,720 Take this, here! 672 01:10:38,252 --> 01:10:39,555 Sweetie don't look, don't look 673 01:10:43,083 --> 01:10:43,878 What are we gonna do now? 674 01:10:44,326 --> 01:10:45,698 Probabaly turn into a couple of these fucked up things 675 01:10:46,081 --> 01:10:46,750 that's kind of negative 676 01:10:47,263 --> 01:10:48,317 well it's been that sorta day 677 01:10:52,783 --> 01:10:53,888 Thank you for saving my ass back there 678 01:10:54,354 --> 01:10:54,893 Your welcome 679 01:10:55,508 --> 01:10:57,240 Course when I tell that story it's gonna be the other way around 680 01:10:57,720 --> 01:10:59,130 What do you mean? - Like l saved to you. 681 01:11:00,412 --> 01:11:02,783 Yeah if we live -right 682 01:11:05,002 --> 01:11:07,480 now, they're dragging these bodies due north do you think that'll lead us to Mrs. Grant? 683 01:11:08,822 --> 01:11:09,991 You like her don't you? 684 01:11:12,282 --> 01:11:13,294 Come on! 685 01:11:57,300 --> 01:11:58,069 Who's there? 686 01:12:00,925 --> 01:12:01,917 Bill? 687 01:12:05,094 --> 01:12:05,847 Starla? 688 01:12:10,955 --> 01:12:11,688 Hello? 689 01:12:29,868 --> 01:12:31,870 Do you look at me like that 690 01:12:34,692 --> 01:12:36,390 Don't you just see? 691 01:12:37,403 --> 01:12:41,127 got no idea what it's like to be this hungry 692 01:12:41,523 --> 01:12:44,017 i just ate a pig and I still want more 693 01:12:49,912 --> 01:12:54,412 Damn republicans gotta run all you republicans outta town 694 01:15:06,780 --> 01:15:10,778 Your said "for better or worse" you lied 695 01:15:11,318 --> 01:15:15,075 bitch, slut, whore 696 01:15:23,228 --> 01:15:24,384 there's the worms... 697 01:15:25,500 --> 01:15:26,723 that's where they're bringing the bodies 698 01:15:27,917 --> 01:15:30,179 probably new breeders feed them inside 699 01:15:31,485 --> 01:15:34,001 oh my god, that's Grant 700 01:15:35,061 --> 01:15:36,521 that's where they're joining together 701 01:15:51,456 --> 01:15:53,309 well now, that is some fucked up shit 702 01:15:59,463 --> 01:16:00,422 There's Starla 703 01:16:07,348 --> 01:16:08,077 you stay here 704 01:16:08,077 --> 01:16:10,102 no, l ain't staying here by myself 705 01:16:13,169 --> 01:16:14,375 Alright, come on! 706 01:16:22,989 --> 01:16:26,846 You tried to kill me and run off with Pardy 707 01:16:27,723 --> 01:16:31,007 you just want to fuck him now cause he's so good looking 708 01:16:32,650 --> 01:16:37,621 I'll keep growing till I'm everywhere till I'm all that is 709 01:16:39,028 --> 01:16:43,117 then you'll know what it feels like to be betrayed won't you sugerplum? 710 01:16:44,415 --> 01:16:45,058 i'm sorry 711 01:16:45,804 --> 01:16:49,035 i'm sorry I just thought you were trying to kill me 712 01:16:50,515 --> 01:16:53,993 and you can't expect me not to go through... 713 01:16:55,618 --> 01:16:56,457 ...some adjustments 714 01:16:58,104 --> 01:16:59,564 after all these changes 715 01:17:03,326 --> 01:17:05,236 You done a real nice job decorating baby 716 01:17:06,731 --> 01:17:08,003 you like these memories? 717 01:17:09,076 --> 01:17:12,445 yeah I know you don't want to hurt me Grant 718 01:17:22,819 --> 01:17:25,851 you like being called Grant don't you? 719 01:17:28,503 --> 01:17:32,211 i can do that i can call you that 720 01:17:33,723 --> 01:17:35,933 cause you're lonely right? 721 01:17:37,334 --> 01:17:40,349 you been alone so long I can't even imagine, i bet 722 01:17:43,411 --> 01:17:46,167 you don't have to be alone anymore 723 01:17:49,342 --> 01:17:53,356 cause you and I we could be together 724 01:17:54,669 --> 01:17:56,864 I never had much use for this world anyway 725 01:17:59,586 --> 01:18:03,806 i can stay with you while you do what you need to do 726 01:18:05,117 --> 01:18:06,340 cause it's you nature 727 01:18:07,622 --> 01:18:08,769 and i see that now 728 01:18:10,351 --> 01:18:12,389 i'm here for you 729 01:18:52,547 --> 01:18:53,993 Kill me Pardy 730 01:18:54,579 --> 01:18:55,339 Please! 731 01:18:57,172 --> 01:19:03,432 ...i'v been around a billion years you think you can fuck with me? 732 01:19:05,557 --> 01:19:06,390 yep 733 01:19:08,574 --> 01:19:09,487 Shit! 734 01:21:01,432 --> 01:21:02,380 Shoot him!!! 735 01:22:12,265 --> 01:22:12,629 Bill 736 01:22:16,064 --> 01:22:16,718 Bill... 737 01:22:19,238 --> 01:22:19,947 Bill! 738 01:22:24,686 --> 01:22:26,390 That really hurt. 739 01:22:36,600 --> 01:22:37,693 Are you alright? 740 01:22:38,853 --> 01:22:41,871 We need both of them things in you to get all womby 741 01:22:42,568 --> 01:22:43,787 oh that's Awesome! 742 01:23:21,627 --> 01:23:25,589 bet you regret not running off with me to hollywood now 'ey bill? 743 01:23:27,223 --> 01:23:28,204 hell Starla 744 01:23:29,505 --> 01:23:30,419 I've always regretted that 745 01:23:37,953 --> 01:23:39,914 bet ya phil's just a few miles down the 10 746 01:23:40,622 --> 01:23:43,535 got that hospital there with the big green steeple thingy up top 747 01:23:47,348 --> 01:23:48,080 hey Kylie why don't you 748 01:23:48,998 --> 01:23:51,070 tell Mrs. Grant that story about how I saved you from that deer 749 01:23:52,014 --> 01:23:54,764 Oh yeah, Bill saved me from a deer 750 01:23:56,927 --> 01:23:57,756 Oh yeah?